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2007年10月22日 (月曜日)

ヘイタクシー

あまりタクシーに乗る習慣がない(乗り方よくわかんない)んだけど

ライブ後、千葉に帰ったらおもいくそバスがなかったので(そいや日曜)駅のターミナルで手を挙げてると一台止まり、ドアが自動で開いて

「乗り場ココじゃないよ」

と早めのジャブ。

まあいいですよ、と乗せてもらって家の説明を上手にしてスタート。

「いやあバスで帰ろうと思ったら・・・」

と言うと

「日曜ですからねえ」

とまずまずの滑り出し。

「そーかあ、日曜かぁ~、
運転手さん、今日はもう仕事終わりですか?」

「ええ日曜ですからねえ、次の日休みじゃないとみんな飲まないんですよ」

「へえ~やっぱり飲むお客さんが多いんですね」

と日曜についての会話OK



慣れてきたので

「なんか面白いお客さんの話とかないスか?」

つったら

「うーん・・・・・・・・・アレ困るね、怖いお客さんが赤信号でも行け!っていうの。
事故起こしたらたまらないです」

「あーそれはいやですねえ、かといって信号止まっても文句言われるしねえ・・・

なんか面白いお客さんの話とか、ないっすか?」

「うーん、アレだね、スケベな話ばっかりするひといるけどね。
あと自動車は黒はだめだね」

「へえー、・・・なんで黒だめなんです?」

「白は一番いいけどね、洗うのも簡単だし、でも格好悪いからね」

「白ですもんねえ」

イカンよ、会話がちぐはぐになってきた。
面白い話ききたいんだけどなあ・・・

「あと一番怖いのが無灯火の自転車!反射板もないとアレ危ないです」

「あー怖いですね、気をつけないとねえ・・・

あ!!そうだ、タクシーってガソリンじゃないんですよね?」

「ええ、ガスですよ、プロパンガス」

「やっぱり。
なんかで聞いて本当かなあって思ってたんです、スタンドで入れるんですか?」

「うーん数少ないけどね、だからガス欠の時は引っ張ってもらうしかないんですよ」

「へええ。あ、そこらへんで止めてください」

スケベな話をする面白いお客さんの話は聞けず終いだったけど

最後に一度は言ってみたかったあのセリフ。

言いましたよ




「あ、お釣りはいいです」

言えた!

20円だけどな。

オレはタクシーの運転手から面白い話を引き出す能力に欠けていることが判明したところで今日は黄昏




p.s. 衝動買いしました

Higashi

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オレもタクシーしばらく乗ってないなあ
どっかにクレイジータクシー(SEGA)とか
うっかりいたら乗っちゃうのになあ

タクシーは高くて損、って教わって育ったからなあ

うちにはリムジンと専属の運転手が。

居たら良いのになぁ…

うちには自家用ヘリがあるから・・・(嘘)

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